Thursday, August 23, 2007

Blue Balls


Say it ain't so Nikki Sixx!!!


25 comments:

maise said...

Now I've got "Dr. Feelgood" stuck in my head.

Persephone said...

And I'm trying to work the word "priapism" into a song. Such an underused word, priapism....

JR said...

Maise, why are you reading interviews with Nikki Sixx?

maise said...

The real question is, why wouldn't you read an interview with Nikki Sixx?

Ro said...

He's sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Who doesn't enjoy any or all of the above, JR?

JR said...

I'm way too detached and cool to like Nikki Sixx.

On the other hand, I'm dying for some Van Halen tickets for my birthday.

The difference is that Diamond Dave is AWESOME. Unparalleled, you might say.

Ro said...

Though can Wolfgang really fill Michael Anthony's shoes? I'm not convinced.

JR said...

No, but it's fun to watch a little VB/EVH hybrid rocking it out.

I'm guessing.

Ro said...

I suppose it could be kind of awesome if he played the "One Day at a Time" theme song. But then again, that's not very 80s rock god....

JR said...

My apologies, Ro. I addressed my comment about reading NS interviews to Maise, when it should have been addressed to you. My mistake.

But, you know, STILL.

JR said...

I do get the impression that little Wolfie's gonna lose "it" on the tour, and probably uncle Dave is going to facilitate. Or tape it. Or join. Or all three.

annie said...

mick mars has always been the scariest looking guy out of motley crue. gives me nightmares.

Ro said...

Oh, c'mon, JR. Even if you don't like him, at the very least you know he'll have something interesting and salacious to say.

Ro said...

Yes, the Wolfman is going to have his cherry popped in a big way.

JR said...

You got me on that, Ro.

In fact, I even have a favorite NS story (though I admittedly don't have many to choose from)--I think Tommy told it. I don't remember all of the details, but it had something to do with rubbing this flame-sustaining gel on his leather pants and lighting it at a show...I guess they knew it would catch on fire, but not that it would stay on fire...forget how it ended, but whomever told it was laughing his ass off as he told it.

And I have to say my personal MC fave is Tommy...for any of you Subgeniuses out there, that man has got some SLACK.

Danny Angel said...

AMY WINEHOUSE JUST GOT HOTTER IN MY BOOK

Ro said...

It's the heroine toes, right?

Persephone said...

Either that or the cuts on Blake's neck...

Persephone said...

Wait, wait, hold up, I think I got it.

It was the call girl wasn't it?

Danny Angel said...

You know what is sad - the very last picture in that article is her from '03 and she actually looks healthy and kinda cute.

As opposed to the crazy heroine-toed alien she has become.

maise said...

See, I told you she used to be cute back in the day.

I love Amy to pieces, and I really hope that this is rock bottom and not something worse for her.

I think she's been wearing that outfit for about three weeks now.

Ro said...

While her hubby seems like a douchey scrote, I do hope they don't pull a Sid & Nancy on us for her sake.

Ro said...

Oh, and Jr...are you sure it's his Slack that you're in love with? It couldn't be that he's hung like a racehorse, huh?

JR said...

Ugh, NO.

It's the fact that he bangs such smokin' hot chicks. You've gotta respect that.

Ro said...

Yes, he has bedded some very pretty ladies, though I would question their judgement. I mean, for real, I'd be in a Level A hazmat suit were the opportunity to sleep with him ever to arise.