My discussion with Iris, 4/2/08:
Iris: did you see that NKOTB are getting back together?
my 5th grade heart goes pitter-patter
Maise: Oh man, I've got bitterness towards them because I didn't like them in junior high, which made me an outcast.
Iris: what? no love for New Kids?!?!
i don't know that we can be friends anymore.
Maise: No! And now they're all old and ugly!
Maise: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
Maise: I mean, who are they pitching to here? They'll scare all the little girls, and everyone our age will go, "You didn't age well."
the guy on the right looks like an asshole
i can't even remember his name
danny wood? maybe?
Maise: Yeah, I think he was danny.
I mean, the one on the far left looks good. Joey?
Iris: my dream guy was always jonathan. the second from the left
yeah. that's joey
Maise: Yeah, if I had to pick one, I would have picked Jon, but he always looked super-gay in retrospect.
Iris: but jonathan was the oldest so i don't know how old that makes him now
Maise: Jordan looks like a soccer dad.
The three to the right look like who you'd wind up with on some random online date.
Iris: jon is 40 now
That's messed up!
Iris: omg that's so bizarre that he's around the same age as trent
Maise: He's only two years younger than TRENT?
Iris: SO fucked UP!
Maise: How can that be?
fuck if i know
Iris: omg that's weird
Maise: I mean, Trent could have been in NKOTB!
Maise: And it would have been like The Exotic Birds.
I love that old vid of him.
Iris: if the NKOTB played instruments
Maise: Because he thinks that Exotic Birds song is AWESOME.
Well, Trent can hump stuff. That's kind of like dancing.
Iris: the hair flip is AWESOME
and the intense eyes
LOL! hump stuff!